35 Famous Drinking Quotes

35 Famous Drinking Quotes

June 09, 2017 3 Comments

Famous Drinking Quotes

From Frank Sinatra, to Ernest Hemingway, to Homer Simpson. We’ve compiled the most famous drinking quotes for your entertainment. Cheers!

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

~ Frank Sinatra

 “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

~ Ernest Hemingway

 “All is fair in love and beer.”

~ Kurt Paradis

 “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

~ W.C. Fields

 “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.”

~ Steve Fergosi

 “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”

~ Steven Wright

 “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

~ Benjamin Franklin

 “Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”

~ Catherine Zandonella

 “I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.”

~ Tommy Cooper

 “Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.”

~ Homer Simpson

 “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.”

~ The Simpsons

 “If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

~ Dean Martin

 “If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.”

~ David Daye

 “Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”

~ Compton Mackenzie

 “I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”

~ Rodney Dangerfield

 “He that drinks fast, pays slow.”

~ Benjamin Franklin

 “Whisky is liquid sunshine.”

~ George Bernard Shaw

 “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

~ Frank Sinatra

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 “I drink to make other people more interesting.”

~ Ernest Hemingway

 “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”

~ Benjamin Franklin

 “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”

~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

 “A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober, but you will still be ugly.”

~ Winston S. Churchill

 “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

~ Ernest Hemingway

 “Good people drink good beer.”

~ Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

 “Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

~ Steve Martin

 “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t  you say so?

There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

~ Drew Carey

 “Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”

~ Warren Ellis

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

~ Frank Sinatra

“Do you drink?”

“Of course, I just said I was a writer.”

~ Stephen King

“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”

~ Tom Waits

“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”

~ Louis Pasteur

“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.”

~ Raymond Chandler

 “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

~ Ogden Nash, Hard Lines 

“Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.”

~ W.C. Fields

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3 Responses

Raima Kar
Raima Kar

March 18, 2017

I looking this quotes collection. this is inspirational quotes. want more.

John Mackenzie
John Mackenzie

November 07, 2016

I have tried many hangover cures but I didn’t get the results as I expected but using these remedies I am getting better result and especially that eating ginger remedy, that works so well now I am not scared of drinking alcohol because now I can easily get rid of it.

Thank you
Warm Regards

John Mackenzie


May 23, 2016

“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.”

~ Steve Fergosi

Actually, a Serbian proverb….

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